The best invitation that I’ve ever known

“To the gals in clear heels, to the guys in clear heels, to the drunks, the addicts, the perverts, the victims, the porn stars, the prostitutes, the adulterers, the thieves, the obese, the glutens who think that the waste is a terrible thing to mind, the twilight fans, the murderers, the mama’s boys, the losers, the freaks, the geeks, people who think wrestling is real, rednecks, guys who own action figures, chain smokers, everyone who does not use a turn signal while texting and talking on the phone in their car, men who live with their mother, women who get paid in one dollar bills, dudes in dresses (seen it at Mars Hill), democrats, republicans, the guys at the gym who walk around the locker room naked singing bon jovi’s living on a prayer, Mormons, and anyone else who wears sacred under-britches, who ever is responsible for the creation and on-going sale of men’s Lycra biking shorts, guild leaders, yoga instructors, witches, pot heads, meat heads, crack heads, dead heads, and meth heads, trekies, people who don’t recycle, the rainbow-loving-tree-hugging-prius-driving-leftist, and religious people who don’t know what I am talking about because these subjects were not on little house of the prarie, or covered in their home school coop, I have good news for you! You’re welcome at Mars Hill, Jesus Loves you, you’ll fit right in, and because he died for your all sins you can repent!”

-Mark Driscoll

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